Sunny Isles Beach 

Upper-Middle Class beach town about 5 miles north of Miami Beach. Nicer than Miami Beach, but not as rich as its neighbors, Bal Harbour and Golden Beach.

Also known as "Condo Beach" due the large number of high rise condos built on the beach, blocking the beach view of older homes.

Sunny Isles Beach was a nice town before they put in all those big ugly condo buildings. All those BMW-driving asshole yuppie New Yorkers are driving me nuts! I used to be able to see the beach from my house, now all I see is the service entrance to the 40-story condo building, and the sun doesn't shine on my house before 11AM.

Sunny Isles Beach by Uncle Lance April 26, 2009

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub 

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.

yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub by yuH homie February 18, 2019

laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

laguna beach by Oz February 27, 2005

you don't bring sand to the beach 

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)

bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

you don't bring sand to the beach by FOX1970 November 19, 2011

Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.

"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."

Turtle Beach Hair by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010

old orchard beach 

A tourist town in southern Maine with about 10,000 people year round and up to 100,000 in the summer.Many tourists come from Quebec and the rest of New England.Its a great place to live and has lots of girls and a great beach even if the ocean is cold.

Also called OOB.
I went to OOB to party this weekend.

old orchard beach by themanfromthebeach May 21, 2005

Panama City Beach 

One of the cheapest ways to leave your hometown to get laid and party. Many Georgians, especially from suburban areas, go there for Spring Break. A whole week there.. they party, get laid, and hit up local night clubs. Once back in lame ass GA, they tell all their friends the raunchy sex scandal they had monday night.

This spring break i'm hittin up Panama City Beach. Basically just to get away. Oh, and drunk and get laid err' day. Amen.

Panama City Beach by JBAWLS May 29, 2008