forest bathing

A fancier term for skinny dipping

Every morning Steve goes down to the local lake for some forest bathing. He says it connects him to nature when really it is because he’s a prick.

by AghMcHaghYagh July 23, 2019

Japanese Bath

To be showered in fecal mater while sitting in a tub.

John calmly lays down naked in the bath tub. Naked Jill squats over him in a cat like state of readiness. John screams, " Turn on the water!!!". Jill proceeds to defecate on John. Thus completing the age old ritual of the Japanese Bath.

by Dr. Googlimoogly January 14, 2012

Russian Bath

When a girl has her period on your hand while you finger her

Hey tom why is your hand all bloody?' 'Oh i just got a Russian Bath from Michelle

by thatonefishoutthere June 1, 2011

Bird Bath

When you shove your knee into a woman's vagina and no less then 3 people pee into her anus.

Wow Your mom sure loves bird baths.

by sevin7352 March 12, 2010

taking a bath

sitting in a bath tub full of bubbles listening to sad music and crying for no reason

“I’m taking a bath”
“You good man? what’s wrong?”

by chicalatte October 18, 2019

Bubble Bath

A tough situation. Being in a tight spot.

We seem to be in a bubble bath... If'n we don't get out soon, we might end up wet and clean. And boss ain't gonna 'preciate that.

by Rufus Downtrodden February 10, 2005

bath houses...

The homosexual application of the phrase glass houses…which is an abridgment of the saying:“One should never throw bricks at glass houses”.

David: Girl, fucking that slut is like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway.
Ezequiel: This coming from the uber bottom,bath houses...

by jayme mcdaniel September 25, 2005