sea lice

Extremely tiny, baby crabs usually lain offshore but washed in by storms, etc. They attach themselves via their tiny claws to the bodies of unsuspecting swimmers. Painful and annoying, especially when there are thousands of them. Even worse once they get into ones swimsuit and entangled in pubic/butt hair.

Swimmer: Mr. lifeguard, something in the water is biting my testicles
Lifeguard: sounds like sea lice
Swimmer: huh?

by giglbox May 25, 2008

sea bass

i once had a friend named sea bass, he was pretty annoying....so one day i decided to kick his ass

by yo yo yo March 8, 2003

sea-sucker

one who suck cock, and eats cum.

Abbie is a sea-sucker.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

sea beagle

A lumpy fat chick with a mean disposition who wears clothes way too tight and slutty. Always drinks too much and pees the bed.

Unbelievable. Nora did it again. She managed to get some guy to take her home after berating him and she pissed the bed. She's a true Sea Beagle.

by Chip Z'hoyy November 17, 2013

Sea Sickness

The combination of having a high BAC and motorboating a girl causing ones self to vomit on the girls breasts.

Guy 1: I can hardly remember last night... I woke up with throw up all over my face and shirt. Guess it was a productive night haha.

Guy 2: ... You threw up all over Catherine's grade A tits after she allowed you to motorboat. Must've gotten Sea Sickness dude.

by Snicklebritz October 1, 2012

sea pig

A fat Bitch who loves to do crystal Meth.

The sea pig sucked my dick for a bump

by Gillis February 17, 2004

Sea-otter

Another name for African American, or "Black", people. Usually used as a racial slur.

Steve: Hey, have you seen that movie "Radio?"
Jim: I have, I didn't really like it.
Steve: Why didn't you like it?
Jim: I just don't understand why people would make a movie about a retarded Sea-otter.

by totallynotaracist December 10, 2011