Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020

I'm not just asking for money and I didn't steal anybodies work. If you won't even acknowledge me you kids don't need to live that bad.
Hym "I'm not asking for money and I'm not letting you make all of this money off of me without paying me."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.
Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a
favor like that!
favor like that!
by DMack2018 May 14, 2018

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
by Scharey! December 7, 2024

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025

Gabby is equivalent to a whole. Fuck you rick ask her instead of me since you think she's hotter. die.
by katiedatrealbitch January 20, 2022
