“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

2D3D Shock

Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.

I got 2D3D shock when I met the offshore team from Madrid at the conference. Alejandra is hawt.

by joedaprogramma February 23, 2024

pedophilic shock

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.

I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.

by theSALTYsquad24 March 1, 2021

Stinker shock

The reaction you have when you walk into a bathroom that someone has dropped a foul dump in.

The stinker shock from the rest stop bathroom nearly took by breath away.

by Acepalilla October 10, 2019

legit shocked

what you see is not actually what you see

Samantha Zhang, 36, a San Diego social-media manager who owns a pair. “Everyone is legit shocked they’re actually sweatpants.”

by Spectacular1 May 26, 2024

Shock Tuah

When she uses a gag toy (such as shock gum) to give you head.

Person 1: My johnson hurts so bad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My girl gave me shock tuah last night

by mfomari November 11, 2024

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020