a sexual fetish involving shitting into an open condom, freezing it, and then proceeding to penetrate your lover with this sex toy
by Ken Christensen November 2, 2007
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With a man lying on his back and a partner performing oral sex between his legs. At the point of no return the partner pulls away from the penis, the man takes control and in a forward flicking motion ejaculates toward the face of the said partner.
by John O. W February 17, 2009
Get the Alaskan Angler mug.after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
by Josh Staats November 11, 2009
Get the Alaskan Shit shovel mug.The premature termination of a sexual act.
Always used in the context of disappointment by one party.
Generally used in the context of a willful termination of a sexual act by one party for selfish reasons. However, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted.
Always used in the context of disappointment by one party.
Generally used in the context of a willful termination of a sexual act by one party for selfish reasons. However, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted.
"Dude, Lucy blue balled me something fierce. We were getting it on and her phone rings. Next thing I know, she pulling an Alaskan Governor on me. She puts her clothes on and says her grandma is sick and leaves. Turns out it was the mechanic and her car was ready two hours early."
"I was watching that new 'Burka Burka Gangbang' video you sent me and my friggin' roommate came home. I had to Alaskan Governor the whole situation."
"Damn Cindy. I don't know why you stay with that man. Sure, he's great at foreplay, but that's no compensation for being an Alaskan Governor."
"I was watching that new 'Burka Burka Gangbang' video you sent me and my friggin' roommate came home. I had to Alaskan Governor the whole situation."
"Damn Cindy. I don't know why you stay with that man. Sure, he's great at foreplay, but that's no compensation for being an Alaskan Governor."
by Gliscameria April 19, 2010
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Get the The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine mug.The act consists of engaging in sexual intercourse in the "doggy-style" position at the top of a snow covered hill. Just prior to climax, the male will jump on on the woman's back with such force that the both parties will proceed to slide down the hill as the man busts a nut directly at the back of his partner's head.
So last night Tania and I wanted to go tobogganing. Bitch, gets there and before I can slide down she starts sucking my thang..Needless to say, I still wanted to toboggan so I gave that ho the alaskan wondersled and ended up with a sweet ride and an unconscious bitty.
by A BAPs Production April 13, 2009
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