accountantnance

Da face of a beans-tallyer.

J. Paul Getty famously "went over da books" himself, despite his immense wealth, so if you'd asked him who was "mindin' da monetary" --- I mean, I mean --- "monastery" --- he'd likely wave a hand towards his own face and say, "Here's yer accountantnance right here!"

by QuacksO January 24, 2026

Accumption

An accusative assumption.
When someone jumps to a negative conclusion about a person’s character or actions without evidence. A blend of accusation and assumption.

I was five minutes late and she started questioning my commitment. I thought “wow, that’s a hell of an accumption".

by alimonium February 25, 2026

Accusation Bias

A bias where one preemptively accuses an opponent of being a certain kind of person (racist, conspiracy theorist, radical, etc.) and then interprets everything they say through that accusatory lens. The accusation functions like a Miranda warning—everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of bias. Once the label is applied, no argument can be heard on its merits; everything confirms the accusation. The bias protects the accuser from having to engage, because the opponent has been pre-judged.

"He mentioned concerns about immigration. 'Racist!' she declared—and from that moment, everything he said confirmed it. Accusation Bias: the label as lens, the accusation as filter. He might have had valid points; they never got heard. The bias didn't just judge; it prevented judgment entirely. Miranda Bias: you have the right to remain silent—because anything you say will be used against you."

by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026

Accountaballergy

Noun; a condition that prevents one from taking responsibility or accepting consequences for their actions or situations of their own making.

Even though she cheated and got pregnant with the other man's kid, her accountaballergy wouldnt let her accept why her ex refused to pay child support.

by Sigismund513 March 6, 2026

Accusation=Confession

Psychological projection. Accusing an opponent of that which you yourself are guilty in the childish belief if you say it first you're safe. A standard ploy by republicans it does have some disturbing implications such as their enemies accused of eating cats and dogs, being cannibalistic pedophiles, being in the pay of Russian oligarchs etc.

When Trump accused Biden of being a "Manchurian Candidate" it was confession of his status as a Russian operative. This was the most glaring example of accusation=confession.

by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025

Accountable

No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.

Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2025

accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant

My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant

by MrsBJones May 28, 2025