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protest drunk

When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.
"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey
by Barnburner3 June 30, 2017
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drunk memed

The art of sending a meme while drunk to another person you would not talk to sober
Girl I was so tipsy last night I drunk memed my ex Chris.
by Chasert22 January 18, 2018
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drunk eat

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.
I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.
by Yesitsaword July 2, 2021
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Drunk Cute

How to describe someone who has the potential to be attractive, but only after a drink or two...or five
Steve: "Hey man; what do you think of that girl in the next row?"
Bill: "I don't know...I guess she's drunk cute."
Steve: "Yeah. I could see me trying to pick her up after a couple."
Bill: "Word; after a few Jack Daniels I'd definetly try to get her home."
by TriHollywood November 8, 2012
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Drunk-thirty

The time of night when bars/clubs close and people try to drive home after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Good luck trying to get a cab in the city at Drunk-thirty. The lines are always busy.

I always get nervous driving during drunk-thirty, people are swerving all over the place.
by PDE-aka kev2roc November 28, 2012
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First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.
I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.
by LKMKLK December 12, 2012
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oprah drunk

When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.
"Dude you ok?"

"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"

"Your Oprah drunk"
by Chakaface September 29, 2013
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