Parker

Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.

Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you

Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line

Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.

Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.

Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you

Parker- Yes please

by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021

Parker

Parker, the cutest bean. It’s on urban dictionary now it’s a fact

“Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”

by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

parker

He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.

parker is such a player

by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019

Parkere

A short male, very funny and caring but lowkey scary as hell. probably unstable.

“Parkere, is literally insane.”
“i met a boy just like Parkere”

by luno go crazee July 2, 2023