snark hat

A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.

Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.

by chrixo January 21, 2010

rachel hat

A Rachel Hat is a hat worn by a person named Rachel.

"yo what is that on your head rachel"
It is a rachel hat Bobert"

by LETTUCE FACE mc DERP NUGGEET March 6, 2017

sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.

I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!

by BadMedicine December 9, 2008

Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.

I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.

by Anight March 15, 2020

Sticky hat

When you come in someone's hair and put a hat over it

Oh yeah bro I sticky hatted my girl last night

by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018

shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips August 20, 2016

JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!

I need to buy a jimmy hat.

by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017