A type of comment that is typically common on "floptok". It starts with "Girl YES" and is followed by (an) extremely disturbing sentence(s). Common characteristics of these comments include use of heart related emojis (♥🥰😍😻🤞), "Poosay" "cvm" or other "-ussy" words, mentions of the preserve haunted house, twitter links, and/or various other strange, disturbing topics.
Commenter: "Girl YES! I love shoving spider eggs up my poosay and when they hatch they scratch the spots I can't reach 😍
OP: What the fuck
A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.