Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.

Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"

by matticu5 June 1, 2016

winging it

To go quickly either by vehicle or on foot.

Christ! That car was winging it

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

Winjing

Short for "Wikipedia binging." When you start on wikipedia and then get sucked in for hours, clicking links to absorb as much information as possible.

Though the spelling includes neither the "wiki" or the "binging" part, it is closest to how it's said aloud (rhymes with "binge"). Alternate spellings (winging, whinging, wingging, etc) often produce too much confusion. Debatable but acceptable: "to winge" or "to winje."

"I was up all night winjing."

"Don't wiki that subject unless you want to winje."

by nightmareshark March 6, 2010

wincing

slang term for woodcutting

ffs, i will be up till 5 this morning wincing.

by tier na nog December 19, 2008

winking whitehead

When the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren't even paying attention to the person talking to you.

I can never talk to her because i get distracted by her winking whitehead.

by moochy May 5, 2009

Winging it

A celebration in advance of something good you think might happen, so you buy wings.

Person 1: Hey, do you think this team is going to win?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: I'm winging it. WINGS ON ME!

by BigFatDuck January 13, 2020

chicken winging

When one jerks off another penis with one's arm pit while one jerks off a third penis with their hand.

Chuck was chicken winging over by the stadiums to help reduce the crowd that was building because of his awesome services.

by jack_Crichton July 29, 2014