Windows 7

The official code-name for Microsoft's next new operating system, devised just days after Windows Vista was released. Windows 7 will be released 1 day after Windows Vista is made perfect, after that Windows 8 will be released.
What the fuck do you mean I need to buy Windows 7??? I just bought that piece of shit Windows Vista yesterday! Damn, I sooo wish I had Linux right about now!
by Doug52392 October 22, 2007
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Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!
"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003
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windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.
"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"
by Catachresis June 04, 2004
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Window Fucking

Get a girl from behind while she's bent over the bed facing the window, then you come up with an excuse to pull out and tag your buddy in without her knowing. Quickly go outside, and knock on the window.
My buddy and I gave her a window fucking she'll never forget after I found out she cheated on me. Jokes on you bitch!
by damn porch monkey July 20, 2008
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Windows XP

A computer operating system (OS) designed by Microsoft. The Proffessional version is a lot better then the Home edition, which is still okay. It is user friendly and only crashes on occasion, usually due to user error. If you don't know how to build a computer or write a program, use Windows XP. If you do, use Linux.
Linux User: I know how to build computers, write applications, and just about everything else to do with computers. Windows XP is to user friendly, it sucks!
Windows XP User: You know what, I don't know how to do any of that. I'm using Windows XP.
by Shortyafter January 01, 2005
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secret window

You stowle my storay (secret window).
by Traveling Bob July 31, 2006
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window fuck

Fucking a girl from behind, while she's looking out a window and you pull out and your buddy jumps in and starts fuckin' your girl while you go and jump around outside under the window and wave so she can see you.
Anyone who can pull the window fuck is a man among boys.
by Yinzer December 01, 2005
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