Windows XP

A highly fake new version of Windows which looks like a cross between a 'dead' and a 'duh' emoticon. Windows XP attempted to be pretty, but actually wasn't, as in the start button appeared curved, but the active area is a rectangle. This is one of Microsoft's more stable OS's, but any normal person sticks it into Classic Mode anyway to get rid of that humungous start menu. Microsoft also changed the size of the icons randomly, making all icons not designed for XP look pixellated and crappy. XP takes up a stupidly high amount of resources and disc space, and "requires" a Pentium 3 processor or higher. Windows XP is essentially worthless without buying several other products. Windows XP changed the scrollbar into something visually intrusive and flashy, which is a shame.

A good feature of Windows XP is the translucent drag-select, rather than the dotted line of previous versions. Windows XP is a popular entry in UrbanDictionary.com.

Noob 1: Whoa, Windows XP is curvy, it must be teh r0x0rs!

{Installs Windows}

Noob 1: Wtf, my Windows doesn't do anything except Notepad and Paint.

by Mucleus August 13, 2005

Windows 98

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.

My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.

by edwin May 15, 2004

Windows Media Player

Pretty good program, considering its made by microsoft. Although its really bad about slowing my computer down (it is an HP, which sucks)

Running, Call of Duty, AIM, Norton Antivirus and listening to my Smashing Pumpkins CD on Windows Media Player....computer actully slows down....thank you Windows XP

by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY January 10, 2004

Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you

Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke

by ΨλΜΞΖ June 8, 2020

Windows 10

A weird operating system that overheats your system

Yo you got the Trashy Windows 10?

by James Straws April 20, 2021

Windows 98 cardboard edition:

most windows editions i think..but specifically copied discs

"Damn i got solde Windows the cardboard edition"

by anon March 21, 2005

windows xp

one of the most stable OS of windows family (win98 was more stable of course)it was done to redeem the shit they did with win me aka win 2000 b.c *coughs* i mean win 2000 :)

l33th4x0rn00b123:i replaced my shit0rz win 2000 b.c with windows xp
proplayer:finally u do a good choice ;)
l33th4x0rn00b123:but im going to get my win vista copy
proplayer:ok your idea has just died ASSHOLE

by Eagle_FTW March 31, 2008