clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.

"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

Swaggy wiener dawg

Bad ass best fried

Oh man that girl is a swaggy wiener dawg

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNN September 9, 2016

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017

Evil Wiener of Death

Noun;

1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.

1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.

by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017

homophobic wiener

Nathaniel John Allan

"Oh man he's being such a Nathaniel John Allan, which is a rude homophobic wiener"

by Nate Allan April 18, 2018

Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017