How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

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Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Wacky Wednesday

It is a sacred holiday amongst young men and women alike. The day before thanksgiving is for pregaming like it’s spring break in palm beach. If there are any drinks or “flower” left in your house at the end of the night, there is always next year

Mom: why do you look like you just crawled out of a grave and smell like a sports bar?
You: calm down mom, it was Wacky Wednesday I had to get shit faced

by DAB#2 November 24, 2022

Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.

I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.

by Base19 May 23, 2023

wigwam wednesdays

wednesdays where wigwamming and drinkinlating are necessary and required

Q.What are you doing tonight? A. We are wigwam wednesdays -ing it up!

by colajermichigaarons November 20, 2008

meme wednesday

The holy weekday for memes, if you don’t look at memes this day, then you ain’t going to be living a good life

Ey bro, looking forward to meme wednesday?
Ye, I’ve been resting all week bitch

by faggotnibber May 02, 2018

Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.

My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.

by Copperbuckeye February 25, 2024