Wanged

Verb
-Have sex with (someone).
an act or instance of having sex.

I wanged your mother.

by The Wanger 2000 April 11, 2023

Wasted

The state of being extremely drunk and acting like a fool.

Hey, did you see how wasted Ben was last night? Oh really, but he only had one drink.

Wow, Ivan was griddying all over last night. Damn, he must have been wasted.

by W3T_DR3AM June 24, 2023

Wasted Movement

A term first created by by Dr. Disrespect when describing Shroud's gameplay as possessing "no wasted movement" during the PUBG era which was further elaborated by NateGibson during Modern Warfare II (2022)'s lifespan. Wasted Movement refers to fast-but-highly-unoptimized (and sometimes nauseating) gameplay in FPS games, generally for either showing off or for the placebo effect of thinking any of it makes the player doing it harder to hit, when in reality it is unnecessary strain in focus. Examples of Wasted Movement this include:

-Constant weapon switching
-Random camera swiveling
-Overexcessive jumping and bunnyhopping
-Overuse of slide-canceling and general animation canceling
-Constant weapon inspects
-Unnecessary rapid leaning/peeking

"I tried to watch his Modern Warfare III montage, but all that Wasted Movement I just saw gave me the equivalent of an epileptic seizure."

"Don't 'waste your movement.' Just stay still and soundwhore bro, you're always gonna catch them off guard when you're not slide-cancelling and making elephant noises."

"...Just the fact the "double YY" is even a thing. That's just a complete 'waste of movement.' Work on timing your sprint to fire dude, you're gonna die during that stupid gun swap animation."

"all this wasted movement and you still cant kill a camper"

by Roof_Top_Koreans_ August 30, 2024

Wankedexterous

When you can masturbate with both hands e.g the ambidextrous of masturbation.

Did you hear Jacob is wankedexterous he wanked off jack with both hands.

by TheRealTubbyTubTub February 20, 2024

Walted

(Verb) To Walt means to send people to the Folorinwalt. Usually an action performed by Lost Dog

Brimbo: Hey bro have you seen Chiply where is he
Drilly: I heard LD walted him, i think he's coming for you
Brimbo: aw fuck

by raimmb September 1, 2024

Wasted Time

You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...

Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.

So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Beer Wasted

a way to describe one who is intoxicated by beer.

Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"

by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010