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windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.
"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"
by Catachresis June 4, 2004
mugGet the windows updatemug.

Window Fucking

Get a girl from behind while she's bent over the bed facing the window, then you come up with an excuse to pull out and tag your buddy in without her knowing. Quickly go outside, and knock on the window.
My buddy and I gave her a window fucking she'll never forget after I found out she cheated on me. Jokes on you bitch!
by damn porch monkey August 14, 2008
mugGet the Window Fuckingmug.

Windows XP

A computer operating system (OS) designed by Microsoft. The Proffessional version is a lot better then the Home edition, which is still okay. It is user friendly and only crashes on occasion, usually due to user error. If you don't know how to build a computer or write a program, use Windows XP. If you do, use Linux.
Linux User: I know how to build computers, write applications, and just about everything else to do with computers. Windows XP is to user friendly, it sucks!
Windows XP User: You know what, I don't know how to do any of that. I'm using Windows XP.
by Shortyafter January 1, 2005
mugGet the Windows XPmug.

secret window

You stowle my storay (secret window).
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
mugGet the secret windowmug.

window fuck

Fucking a girl from behind, while she's looking out a window and you pull out and your buddy jumps in and starts fuckin' your girl while you go and jump around outside under the window and wave so she can see you.
Anyone who can pull the window fuck is a man among boys.
by Yinzer December 28, 2005
mugGet the window fuckmug.

window theory

Fucking shit film about a bunch of gay guys-losers.
The muscles on them,jesus christ its sickening!!!!
"window theory, fags mad about each other"
by lenkylicious August 11, 2006
mugGet the window theorymug.

Windows ME

A piece of shit. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.
OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures!
by Andy September 7, 2004
mugGet the Windows MEmug.

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