Wattpad

Wattpad is a life ruiner just like twitter.
where you find your fanfictions, teen fiction, vampire and wolf stories etc.
once you start reading some of the books theres no going back.

i was reading after on wattpad and it has me going crazy all they do is fight, make up, make out, then fuck.

by idontreallycare June 18, 2014

jetskis on water

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Wattage Bazooka

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

by hlfssw July 21, 2016

Watching Cars 3

Synonymous with doing anal.

"Well, what do you have to offer to me?"
"I love watching Cars 3"

by MarUlberg May 10, 2021

splash waterfalls

To get that pussy like a slip n slide, also a hot song by the one and only Ludacris

John: "Yo man did you take home roxanne last night?"
Jer: "Yea bro, she had those splash waterfalls, slid into that shit like a thief in the night."

by Sensei Splash April 12, 2017

Hot water bottle

As seen in the Korean web novel 'FFF-Class Trashero', a sexual partner (usually in the case of the main character Kang Han Soo referring to a woman), basically a 'bed warmer'.

"A beauty, whose body was ideal to be the highest-grade hot water bottle, thus shouted while looking down from the top of a majestic fortress covered by ice and snow." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 65

"His girlfriend, who had played the role of a hot water bottle, had disappeared, while he was kidnapped to the continents of Fantasia again." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 75

by jerrythebattlepus December 19, 2020