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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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Valentine

A Valentine is a wonderful woman with dazzling eyes, a mesmerizing smile and heavenly boobs. She will be your favorite work of art. Have a Valentine in your life.
When I met Valentine she was so beautiful that I fell in love right away!
by therealfranksinatra November 22, 2021
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valentines day

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019
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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.
Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
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