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Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."
by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019
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Bourbon Uncle

The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
by Kittyslyfox February 12, 2022
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friendly uncle

An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.
So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.
by FuzzySachel November 21, 2017
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Uncle Joe

The unofficial nickname for president Joe Biden. It was made when he was vice president in the Obama administration, and since has been re-popularized. It is likely because of how touchy he is, referring to his "creepy uncle" vibe.
Person 1: Did you get your stimulus check in the mail yet? Thanks Uncle Joe!
Person 2: Who's Uncle Joe?
by CheesecakeIsTheBest May 23, 2021
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Uncle Waj

A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.

Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."
Did you hear about the trip Haroon took to the settlements? He's such an Uncle Waj!
by airefeek69 June 5, 2018
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uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole
"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"
by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018
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Uncle Jedi

A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
by Buster Belair January 5, 2022
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