"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009
Get the tablenuts mug.1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."
2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
by bubbarella August 7, 2011
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The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.
by Definethis01 July 13, 2017
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Get the tabletitis mug.by SWEATSHOPPER November 9, 2018
Get the Table tug chug mug.When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.
Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)
by Fat Naruto November 4, 2019
Get the Table Pusher mug.when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.
Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!
by High school Pimp January 20, 2022
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