tablenuts

nuts that are strategically placed at a table.

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

table sauce

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

by bubbarella August 7, 2011

table 19

The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.

"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"

by Definethis01 July 13, 2017

tabletitis

When one is addicted to their tablet

My son has tabletitis

by Alleyg8r February 3, 2018

Table tug chug

When you get a handjob under a bar or table while chugging a beer

I got a table tug chug going on at the bar right now. Beeyach

by SWEATSHOPPER November 9, 2018

Table Pusher

When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.

Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)

by Fat Naruto November 4, 2019

tabletop

when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.

Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!

by High school Pimp January 20, 2022