A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)
by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017
Get the turbo hugemug. The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024
Get the turbo edgingmug. Turbo Whirler
noun
A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
noun
A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
Mate, don’t go in there. I just had a full-blown Turbo Whirler it was like a leaf blower chewing chocolate pudding.”
by Saint Jeb November 12, 2025
Get the Turbo Whirlermug. You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017
Get the turbo pintmug. Noun. One who aggressively displays signs of sluttiness. Usually has all of their bits out on display and wears revealing and tight fitting clothing that leaves nothing to the imagination.
I saw that turbo tramp you brought home last night, I hope you used protection!
Did you see what Ariel was wearing in those pictures, she looks like a total turbo tramp.
Did you see what Ariel was wearing in those pictures, she looks like a total turbo tramp.
by Corporal punishment October 26, 2018
Get the turbo trampmug. A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
by WayneTower September 6, 2012
Get the Turbo Pigmug. When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.
by SOCIAL CLEANSER August 22, 2019
Get the Turbo Crabbiesmug.