Tug the Grub

A euphemism for masturbation.

Man I'm so horny I'll go tug the grub.

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017

Tug

Same use as dawg

Tug what are you doing

by GoatCon December 8, 2022

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.

Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.

by jcstreetz November 18, 2014

gusset tug

To put a dirty pair of ladys panties over your head with the gusset on your nose and then masturbate

I'm going for a gusset tug

by Nashy Big P September 8, 2020

Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.

Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.

by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020

Tribute Tug

Rubbing one out in honor of someone that no one would ever masturbate too.

Robert - “At some point in your life someone has masturbated to the thought of you.”

Brian - “I don’t anyone has ever thought of me.”

Dillon - “I got you brah. My next one is a tribute tug for you.”

by Hardcore Hambo April 20, 2023