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Trumpathetic

1. Someone who always plays the victim card.
2. The imagined victimization of a person who was borne of privilege, and who's been spoiled and coddled from day one, yet has never known sacrifice, duty, or responsibility.
Gawd, the way she like totally whines and complains about how hard her life is, like, 'nobody loves me, they like treat me so bad, like, literally worse than anybody else ever in history,' it's totally Trumpathetic.
by TBradleywrites November 12, 2020
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Dick Trumpet

1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.

2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.

3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.

2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.

3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
by Joshua Nickerson March 24, 2010
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ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.
Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!
by qgyh2 October 20, 2013
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steam trumpet

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.
Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!
by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013
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human trumpet

When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.
Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?
by Dingleberryface6996 May 19, 2014
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Crumpet Trumpet

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.
Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.
by Danception October 13, 2018
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trumpette

Any girl who gets drunk and sends pictures of her (big) boobs to random guys on the internets.
Omg, did you see the pics that trumpette sent that guy?
by roy o February 16, 2009
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