Exhaustipated

Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

I worked my fingers to the bone, my ass is dragging and I'm as exhaustipated as a push-me pull-you. A push-me pull-you is any animal with a head on both ends and no asshole so it can't shit even after a whole day of trying.

Exhaustipated by krob7418 April 17, 2009

Word of the Day on April 10, 2025

De-extinction

The ability to resurrect extinct species.

After watching "Jurassic Park," some scientists walked away thinking de-extinction was a pretty good idea.

De-extinction by costrike March 15, 2013

Word of the Day on April 9, 2025

Shit Bow

An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

When I complained about the soup container leaking, he gave me a shit bow.

Shit Bow by CurbThyself August 25, 2011

Word of the Day on April 8, 2025

fruit and flowers

What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes.

The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)

They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!

fruit and flowers by bumfluff September 1, 2006

Word of the Day on April 7, 2025

deja moo

The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?"
Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again."
Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."

deja moo by Lexie 1912 October 28, 2008

Word of the Day on April 6, 2025

moronification

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.

moronification by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009

Word of the Day on April 5, 2025

Dr Google

A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.

Mrs. Smith: My son has Dengue fever. I searched it on Google.

Dr. James: Really? That's what Google says? Send him to emergency immediately!

Dr. James: *note to self: Mrs. Smith's Son is fine. Mrs. Smith however has a case of Dr Google.

Dr Google by biLLiDinHo/fLaVinHA April 18, 2009

Word of the Day on April 4, 2025