tootelage

Refers to either:
(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
(2) teachings regarding how to fart expertly/impressively.

All you need to really "rip a good loud odiferous one" is to chow down on plenty of cabbage and/or baked beans --- you don't need no "stinkin'" tootelage!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Toppest Up

When Da whole world plus just anyone couldn't get more higher on the stats for being the hottest match for her husband and all the high rating stats are going excellent and 100% POSITIVE upwards across the board for being the best couple for him and all the things she does and thinks ect are all the highest rated up on the scale for rankings in his eyes and also she's won all the first prizes for stuff to show off to him as well, and the shit rates up and checks out DEN U KNOW UVE SLAPPED THE BIG ONE AND HAVE GONE TOPPEST UP ACCROSS ALL VAIRIANTS AND SKILLS ARE AQUIRED TO MAINTAIN A SUCCSESSFULL MARRAGE AND RELATIONSHIP. Dats da Toppest up Woman for her man who's the toppestst up man for his woman. And Then Also DEN HE IS TOPPEST UP FOR HER TOO!!!!!!!! AMEN

Yo! You Heard, dat chick and dude always say toppest up???????????
Maybe they are made for each other!!!!

They couldn't be any more suited for going out and im sure they'll achieve a never-ending relationship together,

Their compatibility stats couldn't get any more Toppest UP = 100% Compadibility there distended for success!!!!

by Emms_002 August 29, 2022

Tooter Shellby

A green character from the Snorks cartoon. He can't only talks something in "toots", which helps him communicate with a vast array of sea life.

"Did you see me?" - A paper that Tooter Shellby wrote

by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022

Tooterlonga

when your roommate farts continuously on a string of farts that create a symphonic tone, normally made by a girl named erin Walsh

Holy shit the sound of that tooterlonga was so beautiful. I could fall asleep to it. How did erin create such a magnificent noise from her bum-hole.

by littlebosheep1 October 31, 2022

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

topher

topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹

1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”

by yallknowtopher January 5, 2023

Topher

Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM

My names topher and I think it’s gonna be olivia

by Potato1958 January 11, 2023