Tom holland

A sexy British actor who plays spiderman and is super hot

Tom Holland is the sexiest man alive

by Mrs. Tom Holland September 2, 2018

Sketchy Tom

Engaging in the stalking of someone over the internet, similar to a peeping tom.

I got wierd email from a man i dont know, i think he was pulling a Sketchy Tom.

by Jesse B July 16, 2008

tom cruise

A moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated.

tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND.
me- go jump on your own couches

tom cruise- OMG I AM SO AWESOME. GO ME. EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF. I ROCK!!!
me- what?! you expect me to listen to you when you start lecturing about science?! go bother katie holmes but not me.

by je m'appelle moi January 12, 2006

Tom Delay

Suspect in an U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command(CID) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-title, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing U.S. Army soldiers around Texas army installations, most notably Fort Hood. Keynote speaker for cash-for-title industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. Former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. Resigned when indicted in Texas for unrelated tomfoolery.

He cares about her about as much as Tom Delay gives a shit if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in Iraq over a $200 loan. What a turd.

by huronking March 22, 2009

Tom Holland

The hottest whittie on earth😍 But terrible at keeping secrets.

He knows he is too hot to handle but he acts like he has no idea anyway.
Tom holland is bae

Jane: Omfg Tom Holland is mine❤️ Rebecca: Sure. Sure.

Dayna: Y’all better get ur heads out of ur asses because he is mineeeee

by Turtles’n’coffee666 June 4, 2018

Tom Felton

A really HOT guy...yum.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter as Draco.

Lizz:"Did you see the Chamber of Secrets?"
White girl:"Yeah...it sucked."
Lizz:"Yeah....well Tom Felton was HOT"
White girl from above, only this time pretending to be black:"TRU DAT!!!"

by Tayam November 14, 2006

tom cruise

A douche, enough said

Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not

by Tom December 28, 2005