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Toilet Taliban

One who runs into a bathroom and loudly Defecates.

You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.
Subject one has just dined at Taco Bell. His bowels are furious and he rushes to the restroom. Opon arrival the remnants of two enchiritos and a soft drink burst forth from his rectum with a retort that was heard throughout the restaraunt. The FBI reported him as a toilet Taliban.
by Alexiosassypants September 14, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Talibanmug.

Toilet Nazi

A person who obsesses about the toilet habits of others, like how long they spend in there or how much bog roll they leave behind when finished.
My roommate is a complete toilet nazi, whatever I do, seat up , seat down, too much bog roll, too little bog roll, it's always wrong.
by afod February 13, 2017
mugGet the Toilet Nazimug.

man toilet

When a man is used as a toilet for another sexual partner male or female
by Lovesuscks123 May 13, 2014
mugGet the man toiletmug.

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet
by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013
mugGet the paper toiletmug.

Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.
I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.
by joemanshowman May 28, 2016
mugGet the Toilet Tangomug.

Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Beermug.

Toilet Hugger

When someone ends up puking in the toilet whilst hugging the bowl after consuming too much alcohol
Guy 1: Wow Ben sure did drink alot last night
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself
by vots69 February 1, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Huggermug.

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