Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet

Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?

by Amc September 18, 2017

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.

I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!

by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017

toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing

Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.

by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017

the angry toilet

This is a modified version of a blumpie. Except while you're receiving oral pleasure the person performing oral will also be laid beneath you while you remain in a squatting like position and let both loads on to the person who will be a very angry one indeed when you fail to mention you wanted to take a shit on them. Making them your angry toilet :D

I'm gonna have that whore be the angry toilet

by Raging Repeating Raping Rhinos January 9, 2021

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

Toilet Toke

When one is sitting upon the porcelain throne smoking the homegrown.

Timmy akrwady in the midst of smoking a j when nature came a calling so he took his journey to the porcillin throne and toke several toilet tokes.

by DankmasterOG November 2, 2015

Tonka Toilet

When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.

The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.

In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.

by jlawthelarson October 2, 2009