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Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.
by Onlydog January 4, 2019
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Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.
When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!
by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010
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Energy Toilet

A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.
Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.
by deememetee March 11, 2021
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toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.
I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work
by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017
mugGet the toilet massagemug.

toilet halo

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.
If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!
by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009
mugGet the toilet halomug.

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.
I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!
by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017
mugGet the toilet clamsmug.

Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet
Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?
by Amc September 18, 2017
mugGet the Toilet ratmug.

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