Bitchin' titties

Synonymous to "holy shit"

Bitchin' titties its cold outside!

Bitchin' titties, did you see that unicorn?

by Ponce de Leon the Seventh November 15, 2010

titty monkey

A person, usually an indian girl, whose tits and nipples are extremely hairy.

A: That girl had really big tits

B: Ya, but she's a titty monkey

A: That's gross

by lawlsballs May 27, 2009

titty jiggle

to place your hand on someone's titties and jiggle them around.

Man brotha, i totally did a titty jiggle to your mom yesterday.

by Max Freeman January 3, 2007

CITY TITTIES

City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.

Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.

After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.

Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.

by MR WOLF January 24, 2008

titty baby

a crybaby, someone who whines about something.

Michelle is a titty baby. Always crying like a little puto

by Kevin May 13, 2005

Titty Explosion

(verb.) When one's titties pop out of one's shirt, bra, or swim suit top unexpectedly revealing nipple and all. All witnesses are quite pleased in this situation.

(adj.) describes a situation or event that is so completely bitchin and astonishing that it renders one incapable of completing sentences. It is all that can be uttered.

Ted: "That was the best pizza I've ever put in my mouth."
Bill: "Dude, titty explosion."

by JAMITIN69 May 3, 2011

Bush Titty

Every little kid knows about seeing flat, sagging boobs in pictures of women from far off lands in National Geographic. We now have a phrase for them.

Hey man, that last issue of National Geographic had some ridiculous bush titty.

by hewhoissam August 17, 2010