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Beefy Tits

A term made popular by the Jerky Boys in the 90's. It's a put down that describes either a fat guy with large he-tits or a body-builder with huge pectorals.
You think you're a tough guy, huh beefy tits, fruity-ass...
by S AL December 28, 2005
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orangutan tits

Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.
I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.
by jc56 August 8, 2006
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titsup

Military slang for "Total Inability To Support Usual Performance".
Inoperational, regardless of the reason, on either a temporary or permanent basis.
My cell phone battery is almost titsup, and I left my charger at home.

His cell phone was titsup after his ex tossed it into the hot tub.
by reverb December 28, 2005
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tits deep

When a person is deep enough in a substance that the substance is up to their tits.

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A way of saying how much trouble you are in.
My cousins Sydney and Simon were tits deep when they wrecked Lisa's van.

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The water in the pool was tits deep.
by slamabamafefifofama September 1, 2008
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tits

Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.
"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."
by Willysd March 21, 2007
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tatsu

crazy behavior that may not seem like a good idea at first, but in retrospect, was a pretty good idea indeed
"That was pretty TATSU of us to ride that rollercoaster without checking to make sure we didnt exceed the height limit, cause my head almost got chopped off in that tunnel."

"Last night was so TATSU when we broke all the stuff in the hotel but ended up ghetto rigging it to avoid catastrophic fees."
by kctheking September 9, 2011
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optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.
Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
by mark86 March 6, 2009
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