To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut
Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.
by holyshi_take April 10, 2009
Get the holy shitake mushrooms!mug. The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.
Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.
Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.
Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.
by johnwall2 July 1, 2018
Get the Mid-Century Mushroommug. When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.
The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Get the Shit-Tucky Mushroommug. Using the head of a penis and smacking someone in the face leaving behind a mark in the skin that looks like a mushroom.
My friend fell asleep so I gave him a mushroom stamp;
I gave my girlfriend a mushroom stamp during a BJ
I gave my girlfriend a mushroom stamp during a BJ
by OuttaSight OuttaMind December 28, 2011
Get the Mushroom Stampmug. First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.
by StraightFMan July 31, 2004
Get the 1-up mushroommug. the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.
oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 18, 2008
Get the mushroom war helmetmug. When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”
When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”
If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”
When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”
If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”
by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019
Get the Stuff me mushroomsmug.