mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

Pole Vaulting

When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.

Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!

by Katrykat April 1, 2020

pole soldier

A male homosexual or bi-sexual or a gay, on a mad search for cock.

Fred was tracked down by 2 pole soldiers and had the time of his life

by VagCrusher187 January 8, 2017

pole smoocher

A person who sucks dick.

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.

by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006

Pole position

When you're playing with your phone while driving and you position yourself with a pole and smash into it

Paul was driving his truck playing with his phone not paying attention put himself in a pole position and smashed into it

by Dirtye49 April 19, 2018

voter pole

A place where voters go to vote and conduct their voter business.

I went to the voter pole to cast my vote for the president.

by Harlem McCrell May 1, 2008

polskie pole

Polskie Pole has the best jawline the world has ever seen. He has a beautiful face, and nice abs. His blue eyes brighten the ocean. His smartness makes EInstein look stupid.

Wow look at polskie pole!!

by Natasia!! June 6, 2018