Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 24, 2022

Saving

Saving is used to describe a person that watches discord all day and has no life

Oh did you see (name) He/she is saving again

by SavDevv December 11, 2022

Savings

To set to the side

I have a savings so I won’t spend all my money

by Huhuughihu September 12, 2019

saving

In CS:GO, hiding and surviving the round instead of engaging the enemy team in order to keep your weapon into the next round. Comes with the downside of not earning any round-loss money if the bomb wasn't planted.

Many people dislike the saving meta that's currently the norm in professional CS.

by Masatami September 26, 2023

saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 03, 2020

saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 03, 2020

to save your sinking Titanic

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail.

mother: George look at your grades. You' re failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?

by Sexydimma August 20, 2012