templar trash

A genre of books brought into prominence after the success of The Da Vinci Code in which the author mentions the Knights Templar, the Freemasons, the Illuminati or any other historical secret society in order to add credibility to his or her work of total fiction.

Your local bookstore probably has an entire shelf-full of templar trash.

by peridot823 October 10, 2008

tempeh

What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.

Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....

by creaternity April 27, 2006

Tempest

A beautiful, attractive woman with a fierce personality.

She looks mellow and sweet , don’t go on her looks she is in fact a tempest.

by Fizz September 16, 2019

temperrr shot

A "Call of Duty" trickshot involving the "Modern Warfare 2" sniper, the "Intervention". Originally created by God himself, FaZe Temperrr.

Oh my God, oh my God! I just hit a fucking temperrr shot!

by pailow June 9, 2020

Getting Templed

Pertaining to students specifically enrolled at Temple University, but also applicable to its alumni in the real world, it is the equivalent to 'Getting Fucked' and not in a good way. Most commonly occurring when a student commutes in to school for a single purpose which subsequently gets thwarted.

1. I got templed today. I drove in to school to pick up my refund check from the Student Financial Services, but they lost it and when I got back to my car, Campus Police had issued me a parking ticket.

2. I had a meeting with my advisor today so that I can graduate on time, but when I arrived, he had forgotten about it and gone home for the day. Getting Templed sucks.

by Peter H. August 28, 2008

The Swirley Temple

The act of fucking a girl in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.

also known as "A Janitor's Daughter"

Dumb bitch wasn't old enough to drink... so I took her into the bathroom and gave her the swirley temple!

by NutzOnYaChin September 1, 2012

Gong Yi Tempi

If you have ever watched the cartoon show Xaolin Showdown or even Xaolin Chronicles you would know what this phrase means. It means "go". But only when starting a xaolin showdown. They are a showdown between 2 or more people fighting over magical items called shen gong wu. It's usually between an evil loser named Jack Spicer and 1 of 4 xaolin dragons. There might be a case in the show where it's not a xaolin dragon against Jack. Or there's someone/thing like Mola Mola Jong, an invincible shen gong wu monster, else involved in the showdown.

Omi (xaolin dragon): Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a xaolin showdown! My lotus twister against your third arm sash! The challenge is the first to get the mantis flip coin!

Jack: You're on Baldy!

Both: Xaolin Showdown!(Area Around Them Changes For The Challenge)

Both: Gong Yi Tempi!

by AcePunkBeaver October 23, 2014