by feralmaryl January 6, 2015
Get the tell it to me fresh mug.An office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. Some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. See shitbreak.
“I just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “Sorry sir. I just returned from telecommoding at accounting. I didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”
by Clint Fu January 12, 2015
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While driving and smoking a fat one, you arrive at your destination with no recollection of how you got there
"Man, I was telepotting last night when i got 5 hours from the house and wondered how the hell i got there"..."i must have telepotted"
by Yank Tuggah June 8, 2015
Get the Telepotting mug.Some "Christian pastors" use televangelism as a quirk way to get money very fast by asking for donations.
by Master-Com 2 January 11, 2016
Get the televangelism mug.1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.
2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
by just gotta know July 23, 2016
Get the teleophobia mug.The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.
by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016
Get the Tellytubbies mug.A word used to describe someone who lets out a secret or promise, breaking the persons trust during the process.
(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).
(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).
Alessio: "Sometimes I pretend to sleep on the couch..."
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*
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