Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023

Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

Tart

Fucking idiot

Your a fucking tart

by anonymous October 2, 2021

tart

A word for a girl/women who gets large amounts of dick and is a bit of a slag.
Shes still saucy.

HARRISON SULLIVAN MADE THIS WORD NOT JOE WELLER FUCK OFF JOE WELLER FANS

'yo that girl was i dropped game on is a proper tart.'

by omtikkytokky March 23, 2025

Spoilt tart

A high-nosed horse, or someone on the proverbial high horse, who is not likely to come off it anytime soon.

Also a piece of cake, once you let the air out of the inflatable.

Look at that horse: They called him "Mr Shelby" and he acts all aristocratic.
Yeah, sort of. He's definitely a bit of a spoilt tart.

by udoldo February 7, 2022