mushroom toes

Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.

Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.

by GodofEverythingEverForever June 29, 2016

greasy toes

Something reindeers get when they're sliding on the ice in Jackson, Tennessee.

"Did you see that reindeers greasy toes"
"Yeah dude I feel really bad for it"

by Jemspot December 2, 2016

cummy toes

when you get cum in between your toes

trent left cum in the shower and when rossy went to shower he stood in it which resulted in him getting cummy toes

by cheapboys October 21, 2017

slang your tote

put your butt, drag your butt, hanging out with...

oh my god, i'm really slangin' my tote, (i'm so tired i can hardly drag my butt outta here) careful who you slang your tote with (watch who you hang with) here's a chair, slang your tote (sit your butt here)...

by alyson l May 22, 2007

tits to toes

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.

She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.

by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017

suck my toes day

on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.

june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day

by colnbebaln January 21, 2019

Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.

When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"

by Oh_Oh_Oh_Oh,Ryan September 11, 2018