Too Legit to Quit

1.Too cool for school
2. The act of being too legit
3. Unstoppable awesome-ness

Guy 1: Man, that party was awesome.
Guy 2: Too legit to quit!

by Sparxxx August 19, 2008

too short

ya too short man because your name is too short so you are bitch!!!

too short

by Aaron Borg April 5, 2004

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

Me-too-Car

Another term for a Honda Civic. Chances are that at least sixout of every ten 16-28 year old guys drive one, and most likey their lowered with rims.

When standing in a group of people:

Guy 1: So what kind of car do you drive?

Guy 2: A Honda Civic SI

Guy 1: Me too

by Sarah June 16, 2004

Too true to be good

when something is just so harsh, realistic, unpleasant and true, it can never be good!

Heath: you wouldn't believe what happened to me, i had a paper cut during the exam, handed it in, got my previous exam's mark, an F, then on my way out bumped into my history teacher who reminded me to hand in the 4000 words essay!
John: Dude, your life is just too true to be good!!

by Real funny August 28, 2010

Not Too Small To Jail

People who are poor and outcasts in society that are jailed for offenses that are specifically designed to harass, segregate, and disenfranchise them. For example, homeless being arrested for sleeping on a park bench, or vagrancy laws for having no source of income. Or resisting arrest, without resisting, or without charges for the arrest. In some cases trumped charges such as assault on a law enforcement officer are added for those who are not disobeying a law. These charges can be extremely serious and intimidating, even when they have no basis in fact.

When people are protesting they may also be subject to harassment and intimidation, especially when the police are gooning for the 1%.

City Commission Meeting
Speaker one:
There are homeless people in our parks. One was charging his cell phone from a City power pole. And another was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. This is serious. Pretty soon some charity will be feeding people in the park.
Speaker two:
These homeless offenders were clearly not: "Not Too Small To Jail"

by mlhiss January 23, 2013

Too dope to cope

An expression used to show excitement or amazement at the magnitude of an event. Generally used as a descriptive, it can also be used in acquiescence, in the sense of showing your friend that you indeed understand how amazing his/her night was. Among friends of a more intellectual bent, the full version--"Too dopamine to copamine"--is primarily used. Can be combined with phrases such as Too legit to quit, too yay to nay, too whoa to no.

"Bro, how was that concert last night?" "No words. It was too dope to cope."

by Shoodatshoo February 25, 2015