titastic

One who is totally well indowed in the tit area, otherwise know as boobs, tits, buggoblies, or melons

Kara was so titastic that her back was permanently hunched, giving her good back door possibilities.

by Billy wanger February 27, 2004

stealth tits

Female breasts that - when seen in the nude - are much larger than would have been surmized from observing them clothed.

When Ellen took off her blouse, I was amazed out how large her breasts were. I realized immediately that she had stealth tits, delightfully larger than I would have guessed by seeing her walk down the street.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

tits on a cheetah

An expression of admiration for something/someone who is superb, excellent, of highest quility. The coolest. Can also be used to describe a situatuion.

On a blistering hot summer day, a cold beer in the shade is like tits on a cheetah.

by blueluna January 31, 2008

titsicle

nipples that are hard due to cold

I walked outside without a jacket and got instant titsicles.

by aznravinrobin October 31, 2005

TITS

What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

BOLT-ON TITS

fake boobs, implants, silcone tatas.

"she had a wonderful set on bolt-on tits"

by paulie g krueger March 24, 2008