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thumping the bible

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.
by NickD September 6, 2008
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magic thumb

Sneaking a thumb into a womens private area. Traditionally done to strippers and cheerleaders, but can also be used against any woman wearing a short skirt and little to no panties.
I snuck the stripper the magic thumb and the bouncer kicked my ass.
by SothThe69th May 6, 2003
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Thompson effect

Phenomenon in which one stops listening to conversation for a short interval of time, only to find it has strayed wildly from the original topic
idle chatter: ...so then we were riding the bus and...

*stop listening for 15 seconds*

idle chatter: ...the soy-based tear gas substitute worked really well because...

listener: fuckin Thompson effect, I have no idea what's going on.
by dgran August 31, 2008
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Milly Thompson

A woman who is tall in stature and small in brain power. Also, usually likes pudding and is attracted to darkhaired men who are ruggedly handsome.

From the Japanese Anime television show Trigun, which featured a woman of this description with the same name.
"Wow, I saw this woman in the grocery store today who was a complete Milly Thompson. She was even buying pudding!"
by silverarm January 17, 2004
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bible thumber

bible thumber is a family or person that trys to bring in a bible verse into every situation
that family are bible thumbers
by johnicas August 18, 2009
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butt thumb

Butt thumbing is much like butt fingering, except that the thumb is used. It tends to be more intense because of the dexteral advantage of the thumb over fingers for two main reasons:
1. The thumb does not have other fingers getting in its way
2. It is much sassier
starting now, every chick i bone is gonna experience the butt thumb too
by dick-valentine September 8, 2005
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thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot
I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie
by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008
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