n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
by Tagz November 8, 2011
Get the Danger Woodmug. by Dakidroi July 27, 2017
Get the Yellow woodmug. The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
Get the The tiger woodsmug. Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019
Get the Morning Woodmug. by GammAndrew October 6, 2017
Get the Stacking Woodmug. An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.
by Queenie Z December 16, 2003
Get the wood-davormug. some whore.
by KittyWhore April 23, 2019
Get the olivia woodmug.