warrior mode

Warrior mode: (adjective) when a man is working out, fighting, playing sports, etc, and his penis shrinks. This is a product of evolution because when men would fight in the beginning of time, there male genitalia would shrink so as to be a smaller target.

"Yo Garret, why is your penis so minuscule right now?" "Oh dude, I just got done with a jousting match and my body is still in warrior mode!"

by Burt Lancast July 19, 2016

warrior fist

when you fist a girl you all of a sudden swiftly push with all your might in to her loose vagina

by eman ruoy May 1, 2003

Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.

OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

by Ralph February 22, 2005

Weekend Warrior

1.) A clueless meathead type of guy (usually a bro) that goes to the gym only on friday and saturday night before hitting the club, so that he can get a temporary muscle swell to show off for stupid girls. Muscles swell after a workout of heavy weightlifting, so they are posing as muscular when all they are is a bunch of wussies trying to show off imaginary size.

Dumb white guy 1: "Yo bro, lets hit up the gym before we get to that bar, I wanna look big as shit for them ho's"

Dumb white guy 2: "Shit yah brah, lets get that swell on, f*ck exercisin' man, lets just get swell so we can look buff for some bitches"

Spectator: "what a bunch of weekend warrior douchebags"

by LeeLaBadass July 6, 2011

Way of the Warrior

An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphics they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunaga (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.

Shaky Jake breathes fire, burning Crimson Glory
Shaky Jake: Time for a barbie.

by rbxfromdashow November 7, 2004

Warrior Fans

Someone who wants a winning team to cheer for other than the Celtics

Warrior Fans are the most loyal fans in the NBA.

by tman43 September 3, 2018

Nemean Warrior

n. (English) Any group of lethargic warriors that claim foul when they are ousted in a fight. Commonly, a Nemean Warrior will use the lion as their symbol. This is simply due to a Nemean Warrior's lack of creativity. Usually Nemean Warriors have secret ceremonial rites that go back to ancient Greece but especially Sparta. Nemean Warriors share a deep bond of brotherly unity. Male Nemean Warrior will spend hours in each other's company.

Nemean Warrior: "I think our symbol should be a lion. Just about everyone else has done it."

by Private Man September 8, 2007