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mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
by Melancholera May 16, 2014
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Maile

A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3
Do you know Maile?
by Jason_sun November 7, 2022
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envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.
A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !
by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016
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selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014
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Mail

Basically sexting only not as dirty (sexting is like talking dirty over text) its normally like a 11 to 16 year old thing and eventually will lead up to a meet(kiss with tounge)
I used to mail him but I dropped him because hes not that fit
by Thebiggingerboi February 2, 2019
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mail manipulator

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office
man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again
by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025
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green mail

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.
Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?

Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.
by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024
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