Brass Taxes

Having sex aka getting pussy

"Man, I can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch."

by Uncle Phuckie99 April 16, 2009

council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Black tax

A bill passed by Joe Biden on black history month for those who are not black to give a black person a 1 a day throughout black history month.

Where’s my black tax at I’m black you owe me

by Abbacchio February 9, 2023

Woke Tax

The mental tax on a piece of entertainment that has not aged particularly well to the new standards of not being: racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc.

I used to love Harry Potter but ever since I became woke they are harder to watch, I guess that is just the woke tax at work

by dnmLucas November 5, 2021

Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.

Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.

by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020

doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot October 4, 2016

takeaway tax

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.

guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!

by keys&peas April 14, 2009