When you have diarrhea so you just sit there with a ball of toilet paper in your ass and regret all your life choices.
by anonymous April 13, 2022

The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.
by Dfsjdjdj December 5, 2020

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.
by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010

by R.U. June 25, 2003

by Sir Longshanks January 7, 2010

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)
dude 1: look at the size of that!
dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?
dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!
dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!
dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?
dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!
dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!
by heh? August 11, 2007

by AquafinaDrinker2010 April 7, 2010
