Stockholm Syndrome

When the vast majority of the items in a home are furnished by Ikea.

Joanie's sofa is a Kivik, her shelf is an Expedit, her coffee table is a Lack, her dinner table is a Jokkmokk, her cabinet is a Hemnes, and her bed is a Fjell. This apartment's got a full on case of Stockholm Syndrome.

by playyourpart June 2, 2013

Shockadelica

It's a feeling nobody should know... it's that lonely, cold feeling you get when you haven't had some pussy/dick in awhile.

It's a song by Prince and was the B-side to 'If I Was Your Girlfriend'

"Yo man, can't come out today, feeling the shockadelica"

by Amy Mills February 28, 2007

super shocker

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.

I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

crimson shocker

When you are banging a chick on her period, then suddenly pull out and jam it in her ass.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a crimson shocker

by Flander January 27, 2006

Seraphim Shock

One of the greatest bands you have never heard of. Their music goes to a calm beat with a taste of evil. Some songs such as "Some Sick Dream" bring a tear to your eye while songs like "Relic" send shivers down your spine.

Go listen to some seraphim shock.

by Nyschashi October 29, 2004

Afghanie Shocker

When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.

Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!

by steve-o 1ives January 15, 2009

Google Shock

A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.

For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.

I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.

by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010