Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is home to many sterotypical British people, for example, chavs and roadmen. Sittingbourne has many places that attract tourists, such as Sainsburys, Ave of Remembrance,, which also attracts school children during 8.00am - 9.00am every weekday during the school term. This is where they eran half of their wage from. They go there to buy alot of sweets and junk food, to make sure they have energy to get through the school day.

Don't go to Sittingbourne, there are too many chavs there.

by The Supreme Legend January 26, 2021

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment

Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

Sitting Day

August 5th is a day dedicated to the act of sitting. A great day to do nothing but sit around

Hey its Sitting Day, lets go sit on the floor!

by Anon312526523 April 7, 2021

Shitting bricks

When you shit so hard the bricks come out

Person A: bro that’s hilarious im shitting bricks rn.

Person B: bro wtf tmi

by narly walls January 18, 2022

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023